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With Love And Kisses

Last year, for Valentine’s day, I gave you a picture montage of some really cute little animals loving one another. I thought I would do the same thing this time.

Oh, and you’re lucky…no grossness either. Come on…it’s Valentine’s Day after all…Romance, chocolate, love is in the air…you know, that sort of thing. The thing that makes the whole world go around.

So, enjoy these wonderful pictures. They truly are magnificent and innocent creatures of God’s world. And, just because animals fight, chase each other or otherwise, get into trouble for being themselves, doesn’t mean they can love another creature that isn’t of their own species.

Natural enemies, natural friends.

 Don’t be too aggressive…it scares them off.

Don’t forget to touch one another.

Spooning is always good.

Kiss each other before you leave.


(Don’t you just love a smiling animal?)

Sleep together.

Give her something sweet like flowers…not just for Valentine’s Day, but just because.

I heart you.

Friends forever.

Don’t forget to say, “I love you”…we never tire of hearing it.


Trick Or Treat…Smell My Feet…And Take That Knife Out Of My Eye!!

     I’ve always liked Halloween. It wasn’t just because of being able to dress up as whatever you wanted. Heck, you could style your hair a little differently and some people might not know the difference. You might not even have to change your clothing all that much, and voila, you’ve got yourself a costume. My face is scary enough….who needs make-up?

     It’s more than just going out in the dark in costume, running from door to door, taking candy from perfect strangers and yelling, “Trick or Treat!” No, it’s more than that.

     It’s the decorating.

     Stalks of dried corn and bales of straw on your front porch with a small scarecrow holding a sign that says, “Happy Halloween”, bowls of candy corn and witches and skeletons pasted to your windows. A tombstone on the front lawn that is covered in cobwebs, that reads, R.I.P.

     Those are all fun, but I think I’m forgetting something. Oh yeah! The most important thing that no house can be without–Jack-O-Lanterns! You know if you don’t see a carved pumpkin at someone’s house, it’s because 1. The house is haunted and spooky enough….they don’t need a silly pumpkin to do the job of scaring people, 2. The people who live in the dark house are old stick-in-the-muds and don’t “do” Halloween, or 3. They’re the house that always gives out the crappy molasses candies or the crummy bags of stale chips.

     My pumpkin’s are always of the happy variety with the triangle eyes and the big square teeth. I’m not very imaginative. But, some people are.

     My hubby found online, a picture of the puking pumpkin. He’s done that one every year since he found that picture. That was probably ten years ago.

     One year, when our daughter was through with her potty chair, he had the pumpkin puking into the potty chair, making it look like a toilet. Still not very imaginative. Let’s just say that that was so ten years ago.


I love this one! Little pumpkins enjoying a campfire. I wonder if they sing Kumbaya and tell scary ghost stories? I wonder if they make S’mores?

“Hannibal” the pumpkin cannibal!

I found several “Ozzy Osbourne” types as well. Who needs their body parts cooked when you can just bite their heads off?

For all you Trekkie fans, a Borg ship. Not very scary, but resistence is futile…you will be assimulated.

Pumpkin carolers.

The Pumpkin family reunion.

My personal favourite.

“The tree made me do it.” Pumpkin suicide.

Of course, we see these two every year….but, I mean, butt….it’s a big one….

….even pumpkins can be pornographic. (Sorry….couldn’t resist this one…you have to admit, it is rather scary.)

No Halloween would be complete without a few fatalities. Here’s the headline. “A pumpkin man goes all Jason on his friends.” Love the pumpkin mask.

This guy looks like he’s eaten one too many of his victims. Time to go on the old protein diet.

I can’t decide if this is a murder or a suicide, but either way, the results are the same…dead.

This one, although a drawing, looks like a character from the next teen slasher movie. Maybe the victims are other pumpkins. Debuts October 31st.


Not to be left behind, if you have murdering pumpkins, then you must have the mental pumpkins as well. They are easy to spot. They’re too strung out on ‘happy pills’ to care that there is a murdering pumpkin on the loose. This guy didn’t even see it coming.

Dental hygiene should always be a priority. You never know when there will be a camera around. You may need to flash those perfect teeth. Although a smile like that just makes you look like you’re hiding something suspicious. I wonder if he has a knife behind his back?

Pumpkin Predator.

Pumpkin demon face…Eek!

     I’ve shown you some rather cute pumpkins and some rather scary looking, murderous pumpkins. I found a couple of pumpkins that were really scary looking though…more scarier than the murderous pumpkins and the predator pumpkin and all the pumpkins in the world. Be careful of your eyes with the next two. These pumpkins may cause nightmares for weeks or even months to come….who knows, maybe you may never get over seeing these next two pumpkins. I apologize ahead of time for the pumpkins I’m about to show you….but here goes:

The Lindsay Lohan pumpkin…puking of course….and….Oh, maybe you better close your eyes for the next one….it’s pretty bad….

Don’t say I didn’t warn you….I told you, you should have closed your eyes.